physticuffs:
“ anderz-zombieslayer:
“ euphoric-blue:
“ omg-humor:
“I didn’t expect that
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This makes me uncomfortable
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Big boy
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i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press...

physticuffs:

anderz-zombieslayer:

euphoric-blue:

omg-humor:

I didn’t expect that

This makes me uncomfortable

Big boy

i’m fairly confident the reason everyone assumes Curiosity is about the size of a dog is because informal NASA press (and by extension, the general culture of people who care abt what NASA’s up to) talks about Curiosity like it is, in fact, an unusually smart and self-aware pet, and i think that’s beautiful.

♥ 43538 — 8 hours ago on 15 Jan 2019 — via funny-jack (source)
‘Temporary’ Names

dreamingofbabylon:

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

I met a litter of puppies at a shelter, born around Thanksgiving. They were named Mashed Potatoes, Turkey, Cranberries, Stuffing, and Gravy.

Which is like… cute in theory but some people don’t like to change an animal’s first given name and just… imagine walking around the real world calling your dog Gravy.

Then again I can’t complain about Turkey too much. That’s what I recommended for my brother’s cat as a joke but um

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dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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#fave  

melissayagmur:

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51don:

pearlmarley:

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2019

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sapphic-ambitions:

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THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

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flaming-fruitcake:

danahatesyou2:

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

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Lawful chaotic

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neveranyshame:

ineffectualdemon:

9 year old me: mom you’re beautiful!

My Mom: no, I’m ugly. The ugliest. I’m a horrible pig of a person

Other people: (to me) you look just like your mom

Me: so I’m ugly

Now:

My 9 year old: mom you’re beautiful

Me: thank you! I don’t always see it very well in myself though because my brain lies to me a lot and tells me I’m ugly even though I’m not. But I can’t be ugly because we look a lot alike and you’re beautiful. My brain is just a bully 

My kid: that’s right! We’re BOTH beautiful!

​Me:​ yes we are!​​​

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And that my friends is called thinking about how your self depricating words can hurt other people around you. I can’t see that I’m beautiful most of the time but I can acknowledge that the issue is my ability to see myself in a positive way. 

But calling myself ugly just hurts the people who love me. It could even convince my kid that they are also ugly and further the cycle 

And sometimes it’s really hard just by saying “I’m being mean to myself because my brain lies a lot matters

My daughter: “mama, your belly is chubby.”

Me, internally: ouch

Me, out loud: “well, yeah! Because I am chubby! But also because I grew TWO WHOLE BABIES in it, and that stretched it out a bit!”

My daughter, in the most encouraging tone possible as she reaches up and pets my belly: “it did SUCH a good job.”

And y'know what? Hell yeah it did. #rockon

♥ 4034 — 9 hours ago on 15 Jan 2019 — via itsqueerlyhalloween (source)

basketballwifey:

hundondestiny:

criminologyonthemind:

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the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

Stop leaving out the Black girls.

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Jorja is only just now 21 and Bella Harris is only 18.

dont lie to yourselves this IS as digusting as it sounds and these people had sex with these girls probably at the age they met them… maximum a year after.. not EVEN a couple years

♥ 139731 — 9 hours ago on 15 Jan 2019 — via itsqueerlyhalloween (source)

toastpotent:

gunpowder-tea:

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Direct action.

bungle said fuck blue lives

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fedini:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

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♥ 392278 — 9 hours ago on 15 Jan 2019 — via streetsmarts724 (source)

imsofargone24:

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😂

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drethelin:

legally-bitchtastic:

funniest-stuff:

Great lesson in empathy, you never know what someone is going through.

“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra

Wentworth Miller is really good

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